So, lately when Violet and I are having some alone time, I can't help but wonder what ridiculous adult things she's thinking when she makes all of these wonderful faces. Fortunately, I'm already 100% attuned to her behavior, sounds, and smells, and I never ever say to her out loud at night, "I have absolutely no idea what you want." In order to help all of you understand her a little better, I offer the following examples of my baby whispering skillz.
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| "Yes, Father, I can see your thoughts. It's fortunate for you that I can't speak yet. " |
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| "The sommelier spoke of stone fruit and black currant, but the dominant aroma I'm getting is dirty diaper." |
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| "Don't get cute with me, pal. I told you to leave those college fund financials in my crib by yesterday morning." |
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| "Warning! Diaper capacity at 98%....99%...." |
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| "I see that thermometer in your hand. Why don't you just walk away, and no one has to get hurt. " |
No thoughts here, we were just singing Bohemian Rhapsody and got to the "Galileo!" part |
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| And then I missed one of the high notes. |
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You are hilarious. Full stop.
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