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Violet's crying because she's tired. I take her to her room, lie her down on the changing table, and say, "Violet, tell me what's the matter." She sups then says, "Because I'm not Spider Man, I'm Princess Leia!!!"
Angela says, "Do you want a hot dog?"
Violet says, "Yes."
Angela says, "Then put on your shoes. Only girls with shoes on get hot dogs."
Angela and Ted having a lovely conversation at dinner.
Violet "stop talking!"
Angela "That's not a nice thing to say Violet"
Violet "stop talking, PLEASE!"
Violet (sick) "I have a cough in my nose"
We arrive home from being out to dinner, where Violet doesn't eat anything. For some reason or another, I had promised her ice cream so she proceeds to eat two small scoops in teeny tiny little bites. After finishing, says, "I would like a piece of cake, please!"
Violet "I'm going to visit Casey!" "Oh,where does Casey live?" "China!"
Violet, standing in the living room in a diaper and nothing else, "I have no shirt, no pants, no socks, no shoes, no hat, no mittens, and no appetite for dinner!"
Jill (one of Violet's teachers): Violet, who made you so cute!
Violet: My mama
Jill: Well, I'm pretty sure that Dr. Ted had something to do with it.
Violet: Daddy! Do you even know who my mama is?
Ted is talking to Violet about her friends at daycare and which of them she thinks are nice. For the record, they're all quite nice.
Ted "Maddie?" Violet "She's very nice"
Ted "Avery?" Violet "She's a little nice. She's nice some of the time."
Ted "Ben?" Violet "He's not nice."
Ted "Oliver?" Violet "He's Darth Vader."
Ted "Oh, I see. So he's very nice, yes?" Violet "Yes!"
Angela and Ted having a lovely conversation at dinner.
Violet "stop talking!"
Angela "That's not a nice thing to say Violet"
Violet "stop talking, PLEASE!"
Violet (sick) "I have a cough in my nose"
We arrive home from being out to dinner, where Violet doesn't eat anything. For some reason or another, I had promised her ice cream so she proceeds to eat two small scoops in teeny tiny little bites. After finishing, says, "I would like a piece of cake, please!"
Violet "I'm going to visit Casey!" "Oh,where does Casey live?" "China!"
Violet, standing in the living room in a diaper and nothing else, "I have no shirt, no pants, no socks, no shoes, no hat, no mittens, and no appetite for dinner!"
Jill (one of Violet's teachers): Violet, who made you so cute!
Violet: My mama
Jill: Well, I'm pretty sure that Dr. Ted had something to do with it.
Violet: Daddy! Do you even know who my mama is?
Ted is talking to Violet about her friends at daycare and which of them she thinks are nice. For the record, they're all quite nice.
Ted "Maddie?" Violet "She's very nice"
Ted "Avery?" Violet "She's a little nice. She's nice some of the time."
Ted "Ben?" Violet "He's not nice."
Ted "Oliver?" Violet "He's Darth Vader."
Ted "Oh, I see. So he's very nice, yes?" Violet "Yes!"
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